Photos They Never Wanted You to See

No, she's not Kiko's mother. But she is the former Miss Universe from Venezuela, Alicia Machado, who might have been dressed for success, but certainly not from the head up!

Exhausted from working so hard, Dulce María didn't bother finding a bed, and just parked herself right under a table to take a nap while taking a break from filming the telenovela Rebelde.

A Eva Longoria couldn't help but laugh when she fell in front of the whole cast and crew while filming a scene for Desperate Housewives (ABC).

On the set of La fea más bella, Niurka Marcos sat down to eat with the cast and crew of the soap, and we can only imagine everyone lost their appetite when the actress started scratching her feet, which were already up on the chair.

Spanish actor Daniel Giménez Cacho didn't seem to notice the horrible wet armpit stains on his shirt when he arrived at the press junket in Mexico City. Somebody give him some antiperspirant deodorant, please!

Is Sergio Sendel drinking Diet Coke? Maybe. But what it is certain is that he looks very tired... and driving tired and drinking Diet Coke is a bad combination.

Ana Bárbara and her husband, El Pirru, got into a major fight when they left a restaurant in Mexico City. The singer was so furious at him, that she waited on the step away from him, until the valet brought their car around.

It looks like Itatí Cantoral was in such a rush when she left home that she forgot to put on a pair of underwear to attend an event in Mexico City!

It came as a huge surprise to Angélica Vale when these photos were exposed of her kissing Niurka Marcos' brother, Ernesto Marcos, because she denied the romance for a long time. But a picture says more than a thousand words!

Nicole Richie almost ate concrete when she slipped on these steps in West Hollywood, CA. It was a miracle she didn't go head first while wearing those heels.

Paris Hilton didn't have the same luck when she tripped and ate it as she was leaving a restaurant in Praga. With the help of her boyfriend, Benji Madden, the blond hotel heiress got up, and started crying like a baby. We couldn't help but laugh when we saw this.

Argentinean show host Cecilia Galeano revealed a little too much during a fashion show. Just imagine how her husband, actor Sebastián Rulli, must have felt sitting in the audience.

Poor Renée Zellweger probably never thought she'd be caught looking haggard right after she had a facial at a day spa in Los Angeles, CA.

And we though Amy Winehouse was a disaster. Troubled singer Lily Allen exposed her breast in broad daylight as she arrived at her ex boyfriend's home in London.

It's not very British or proper for Sarah Furgeson, Dutchess of York, to be showing us her lady bits. But here you have it, a royal flush!

Heather Locklear will probably never live down this photo that was taken on a beach in Hawaii, where her face swelled up after alleged plastic surgery.

We don't know what made Nicole Kidman react like a tiger ready to attack, whatever it was made her resemble the bride of Frankenstein.

Now we know why Diane Keaton rarely goes out without makeup.

After a night of heavy partying in Hollywood in May, Lindsay Lohan was photographed while passed out from all the alcohol. It's not every day that we see pics of our beloved starlets literally falling down drunk.

A crazed Britney Spears was photographed as she bashed a paparazzo's car with an umbrella. She later said she was just rehearsing for a role in a movie. A movie that was apparently never released.