The Bald and the Beautiful

The Democratic presidential candidate looks clean-cut and dignified with his cropped cut.

The singer makes the buzz-cut look slammin'

A smart athlete keeps it clean and simple, and as a result, the basketball player always looks smooth and suave.

These hunky stars make us think maybe all male celebs should become good friends with their razors.

This bald looks gives the actor and sleek and sophisticated look.

The Puerto Rican reggaetonero like to keep his hair perfectly cut and cropped.

The Prison Break star looks sexier than ever with his cropped cut. Plus, we can now see his cute widow's peak better than ever.

Unlike many singers, this crooner keeps a close cut instead of opting for dreads.

The action-movie star always looks shiny on top.

The actor went bald early on in his career, and since then he boldly goes bald.

The Calle 13 singer has got a head for creativity when it comes to shaving.

The soccer champ looks super sexy with a shaved head. The better to bounce the ball off with your head, my dear!

He's another actor who doesn't concern himself with a hairpiece and always looks super cool.

The singer doesn't bother growing out the hair he still has. He just let it all go in one sweep of the razor.

The raggaetoneros rock this bad to the bone look.

The RBD singer was apparently inspired by treasure trolls, or perhaps a pack of Skittles when he decided to don the colors of the rainbow on his head.

The actor channels the uni-bomber with his long greasy hair on the set of his new movie Extract.

The musician gives a whole new meaning to the word "cowlick." Not even Alfalfa can compete with him

The Camila musician tries for a punk look, but instead looks like he just took a nap on the electric chair.

His nappy Fabio-like locks make the Pasión actor look more douchebag than dapper.

The British comedian hosted the MTV Video Music awards wearing this bird's nest on top of his head. For a moment, we thought we saw flies buzzing around his Pig-Pen 'do.

Last year's Project Runway winner was famous for his porcupine hairdo, which took him an hour to fix each morning.

Dear Elvis Crespo:
For the love of God, please stop going to my hairstylist. Thanks.
Love,
Jennifer Aniston.

The actor is apparently boycotting combs and brushes. We can't think of any other reason why he would look like such a disheveled mess for the premiere of his new film.

There are so many weird things about the red-headed comedian. But perhaps the most bizarre thing is that he could potentially house a colony of bees in that fiery beehive on top of his head.

The pretty-boy musician loves to use a straightening iron on his locks, but it also looks like Edward Scissorhands went to town on his bangs.

The actor turned into a grease monkey when he decided it would be a good idea to put a whole bottle of gel in his hair.

The basketball player has a flare for the extraordinaire. Dressed in drag, he sports a blond mohawk fit for a skunk.

We honestly couldn't tell if this was an aging Frank Sinatra having heartburn onstage, or if it was the Mexican singer making his comb-over look like a toupee.

If you look closely, you can almost make out a face underneath that curtain of dreadful hair. Maybe Natalie Portman dumped the musician because she could never see him – literally.