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The singer thought it would be a good idea to cover herself with a doily to attend the 3rd annual Premios Juventud awards in Miami, FL.
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If the singer was joining the "Burlesque Businesswoman Circus," this outfit might have been appropriate. But otherwise, there was no reason to combine fishnets, a blazer, and polka dot scarf together to attend the 2004 MTV Latinamerica awards.
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The Mexican singer made JLo's famous Versace dress look modest with this over-the-top red-hot mess she wore to the 2006 Premio Lo Nuestro awards in Miami, FL.
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Perhaps the singer thought she might drop by the school cafeteria after the 6th annual Latin GRAMMY awards, where she planned on eating that peanut butter and jelly sandwich she's got stored in her lunchbox purse.
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Michael Jackson must have been jealous when he saw this singer wearing his clothes at the Premio Juventud awards in Miami, FL.
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At the 73rd annual Academy Awards, the singer showed up with a swan hanging around her neck, and an expression that didn't suggest any irony about her outfit. Oh... and who can forget the egg as a handbag?
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BJÖRK: WHO'S BAD?
Here's a situation where the King of Pop Michael Jackson would've been proud. Not only does he make a glittery special appearance on the singer's skirt, but he manages to distract attention away from the muff that is imprisoning the singer's entire upper body at the 58th annual Golden Globes.
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The actress arrived at the 73rd annual Academy Awards looking like she'd just finished her shift at the House of Harlots Brewery, and despite the smile, doesn't seem to have it in her to do one more can-can kick. We think the woman behind her was actually laughing at her.
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The singer could've just skinned a disco ball and wrapped it around her, 'cause we really can't tell the difference between that option and this dress, which she wore to the Premios Juventud awards in Miami, FL
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TIM BURTON & HELENA BONHAM CARTER
Nutty and vagrant are the words that come to mind when we saw the director and his fiancée walk the red carpet at the 78th annual Academy Awards in Hollywood, CA.
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JOHNNY DEPP & VANESSA PARADIS
The Sweeney Todd actor and his wife look like they were dressed by the Demon Tailor of Fleet Street.
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Someone must have told the reggaetonera that wearing this witch dress was a good idea when attending the 2006 Premio Juventud awards.
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And for his next trick, the actor will disappear, sparing us from the memory of the flagrant suit he wore to the 77th annual Academy Awards in Hollywood, CA.
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The actress must have thought: "What can I probably match this dress with? A shawl? A pashmina? No, those won't work. C'mere dog! You'll do just fine!"
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Maybe he thought he was going to a Quinceañera instead of an awards show? We're stumped.
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BIMBA & MIGUEL BOSÉ
Please excuse the Spanish singer's attire. He had a wizarding class to teach at Hogwarts after attending this event.
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It looks like the Colombian singer was at the gym and suddenly remembered she had an awards ceremony to attend.
¡Cómo han crecido los hijos de Bibi Gaytán y Eduardo Capetillo!
Luis Miguel a sus 47 ¡mira cómo ha cambiado!
Actores que nos gustaría ver en el papel de Jesús
Hacemos un repaso a la breve e intensa historia de amor de Marc Anthony y Shannon de Lima
Estos famosos, como JLo, han sido víctimas de acosadores