People apparently can’t stop objectifying Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. And why should they? It’s not often politicians are that good looking (or attractive at all). Plus, America’s having a bit of a rough moment right now, and Trudeau-envy is real in some corners of the internet. This week, it’s a picture of Justin Trudeau’s butt that has people all over Twitter trying to catch their breath.
Phoebe Robinson, one of the “2 Dope Queens,” found the image and posted it to Instagram, writing,
“How he gon stand there with his donk looking like it’s the last corner piece of Thanksgiving sweet potato pie that I know I better not touch or I’ll get cut by my auntie? How he gon pose like this he don’t know this the pose that’s gonna make women risk it all to trash his marriage like a raccoon does a garbage pail?”
Actually, her comments might be better (almost; calm down) than the tush itself. She adds, “This the kind of pose that got you waking up at 3:16am, mad AF at your boo sleeping next to you for not looking this good. This the kind of pose that make you convert to Buddhism and got you like, “A’ight, bet. I’mma about to come back in another life as a pant pocket on a pair of Brooks Brothers slacks in Trudeau’s closet.”
Robinson is totally right. That’s exactly what that pose is. You have to admit it, even if you’re not into Trudeau or really the butt-loving type, that’s a good butt. It’s totally disrespectful (please note Robinson’s #ThisPostIsHighKeyDisrespectful) but the internet being what it is, people totally agree with her.
Somewhere, in a Canadian province, Justin Trudeau is blushing. No one can get over Trudeau’s good looks. Earlier this month when he visited the White House, there were pictures of Ivanka Trump looking dreamily at the Canadian leader.
When he visited Germany, Angela Merkel, who seems to sort of never smile, was basically giggling…at the Holocaust Memorial.
They might have even played footsie.
There was a chance that Trudeau isn’t as attractive as we all think he is, and it’s just the fact that he’s better looking than any of our other options. But this butt picture blows that theory out of the water. Trudeau is one fine-looking man and that butt is just the icing on the cake. The fact that he also seems to not be an a-hole is just a bonus.